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I have never posted an ad like this before, (always thought they made people look desperate, and didn't want to ruin my "rep." haha.) so bare with me.
I am 6ft tall with rippling biceps, rock hard abs, and flowing blonde hair. I love to give foot massages and back rubs. I like to cuddle and watch "Girly" movies. I like to hear about everything that has happened during your day and talk long into the night, even if I have to be up at the crack of dawn the next morning <3. I know how to mix all kinds of girly drinks, and I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE to go clubbing with my girl's friends.
Yeah.. if that were the case I don't think I would be here, doing this.. being a loser. :'( tear.
I am a 5'6" medium build (160 Lb.) with a job that keeps me from having much of a social life.. and quite honestly, I'm lonesome. :(
Most of my friends are either married, or too busy with work for social outings. Which, unfortunately for me, kinda cuts back on the networking opportunities.
Boo-frickity-Hoo tho right?
Like all the other ads here, I like the outdoors. I know, not exactly "whooing" the ladies with that one.. I just really like to kayak. I mean, I like it, I like it a lot. It revs my engine.
I like to be stupid.
I like to do stupid stuff.
I like to HAVE FUN NO MATTER WHAT. I put this in capital letters, because I really do like to have fun no matter what. Just throwing in some emphasis on the funnage there..
I can be serious as well. Don't think I'm just some immature dummy.. cause.. well.. I CAN BE SERIOUS. lol
If you are still reading this, Kudos. There will be a test at the end, so hope you are paying attention.
I have also disabled your ability to scroll up and re-read any of this ad, so eat it.
I ain't no nerd, even tho you could have sworn I was. ( bet no one will get that..) And by this, I mean I do not play video games. :-o I know right?
I would love to meet someone I can take to fun Fall things.. such as corn mazes, movies, hiking, corn mazes, movies, fishing, movies.... okay so there isn't a lot to do during the Fall.. but I like Fall, so eat it.
I'm just looking for friendship with a possibility of going further. But if nothing else, just someone to hang out with would be pretty wicked sweet.
If I sound interesting to you and you would like to find out more, "hit me up" as they all say.. or you could just send me an e-mail, that works too.
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I am a single mother of four great children. I am currently continuing my college education. I have been divorced for almost 2 years. Looking to meet "the one". I'm not into the games some like to play as far as relationships go. I would like to meet a mature, good looking guy to share quiet evenings with, and to be my best friend. I like to go out and have fun too. Dancing, dinner, the movies. I like it all. I was with my ex for 24 years, and thought I would never have to be in the dating scene. Here I am though.
Anything else you'll have to ask!